Words of Wisdom
Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking. That’s why they are called motorcycle boots.
Sometimes the best communication happens when you are on separate bikes.
Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
A friend is someone who’ll get out of bed at 2 a.m. To drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you’re broke down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can’t stop at every bar.
There’s something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Be careful. Don’t argue with a car, bus or 18 wheeler.
Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel.
If you can’t get it going with bungee cords, zip ties, wire and duct tape, it’s serious.
If you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.
There are old riders and there are bold riders. There are no old bold riders.
Always replace the cheapest parts first. (Amen)
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
There are two types of people in this world. People who ride motorcycles and people who wish they could.
Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn’t get interesting until about 60 mph.
Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noon time bugs.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
Don’t ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you’ll ride alone.
Never hesitate to ride past the street light at the edge of town.
Never do less than 40 miles before breakfast.
One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
Young riders pick a destination. Old riders pick a direction.
A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it. (Amen)
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Whatever it is, it’s better to do it in the wind.
Two lane blacktop isn’t a highway, it’s an attitude.
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